Idk Fuckin Stuff

bloodtreachery:

Watching this whole thing with the submarine makes me feel like a french peasant watching people get guillotined. Like. This is objectively horrifying. But also. If they had just spent their oodles upon oodles of money in a way that wasn’t 100% self serving they’d still be alive. And that? Is a high I cannot pull away from. I’m enthralled. Off with their heads.

animentality:

eau-duresistance:

My favourite things about the whole OceanGate disaster, in no particular order

• That the vessel was originally named Cyclops II but the CEO renamed it to Titan, so it’s even BETTER than the Titanic
• He also called it indestructible
• The guy piloting the vessel is an ex-naval captain who has been on several titanic manned trips. But the guy is 77 rn
• The billionaire from Pakistan is apparently friends with King Charles. You’d think for someone who’s besties with a guy whose job was literally being born, he’d care more about protecting his bloodline. Instead, he brought his 19 year old with him
• Meanwhile, the stepson of one of the other billionaires (I think the British one named Hamish) went to a Blink 182 concert. When questioned about this, he basically went “my family would want me to go to the concert”. Today, minutes after posting about asking for thoughts and prayers, he @‘ed an OF model on Twitter, asking her to sit on his face
• Bc it’s part of the safety demo & music track list for the trip, there is a VERY good chance that if there’s still some power left in the sub, it’s playing an instrumental of My Heart Will Go On on loop
• Also, the vessel is a submersible bc it doesn’t meet literally any of the safety regulations to be called a submarine. Which the CEO knew, because he’s blatantly said that safety regulations get in the way of progress
• The CEO once stated that he thought the future of humanity was not in space, but in the ocean when the surface becomes uninhabitable
• Apparently the controller he’s using has REAL bad reviews because the connection always fails
• These idiots paid $250k EACH but they had to pack their own lunch. Not even a damn charcuterie board
• The pilot’s seat is on the toilet. So whenever someone needs to go, the pilot needs to move
• There’s 1 window looking out. That’s it
• It’s about the size of a minivan
• The sub uses texts (but only to the CEO’s phone) to communicate, as well as StarLink, but they can only access that if they surface
• The door literally cannot be opened from inside
• There is a decent chance that at least 1 person has been cannibalized (my bet was the pilot since he’s not rich, but bc of the banging sounds, he’s probs not dead, so it may be the CEO)
• They’re supposed to run out of oxygen tomorrow (22/06/23) at 7 am est, but tbh, the CO2 scrubber system will probs fail before that
• The toilet is a plastic bag
• This is only the 3rd time in 3 years the vessel has gone to the Titanic. Every other time, there’s an issue and they gotta turn back within like 4 hours
• A lot of major news networks are trying to remain positive, but it’s a HILARIOUS comparison when you go to social media and every single person is like “yeah that shit is built like a cardboard boat, they’re fucked”
• The company’s name is literally called OceanGate

frownyalfred:

Lois: I love Clark, and I’d trust him with my life. But he’s never shit his pants before, you know what I mean?

long, awkward silence

Bruce: I love these chats, Lois. Truly.

animentality:

eddiemunsonsmum:

crisisinverted17:

rogueddie:

steve holding onto eddies wallet chain bc it’s the closest they can get in hawkins to holding hands and steve thinks it’s kinda funny bc when eddie gets a little too excited he just tugs him back by the chain like a dog pulling at his leash and eddie doesn’t complain about the terrible comparison bc it makes him feel tethered

It’s the closest thing he can get to one of those child leashes without actually getting one. Anytime there’s a danger of Eddie walking off into a sea of people who still think he’s a murderer he’ll tug him backwards because he knows Eddie can’t resist making a comment(which, he probably couldn’t either)

Sometimes the chain will slip his grasp and Eddie will be up ahead for a few seconds before he notices, and walks back, handing part of it to Steve.

“You dropped something, man.”

It’s probably the only reason Eddie hasn’t gotten decked the months following s4.

Eddie bouncing on his toes as he presents his wallet chain to Steve (who was just sitting on the couch reading a book) in a way that’s very much reminiscent of a dog bringing his owner his leash as a reminder it’s time for walkies.

Steve: *Looking between the chain and Eddie* You wanna go somewhere Boy?

Eddie: *enthusiastic nodding*

thesungod:

in my headcanon zuko understands that he’s in love with katara pretty much immediately after the show ends while katara is the biggest idiot in the world for years. she genuinely thinks they are just big besties and that every pair of friends acts like them (= in love with each other). then one day she goes to visit him in his palace and he half-jokingly kisses her hand and calls her “my lady” and suddenly it clicks and she’s like oh shit. oh shit. oh fuck. she starts making timid advances (not knowing zuko has been pining after her for so long) and it’s his turn to be an idiot because he’s never believed she could love him back and doesn’t want to get his hopes up, so he convinces himself that she’s merely being being extra friendly. she’ll go for a hug and he’ll put his hand in front of him like FUNNY HANDSHAKE INSTEAD? they go on like this forever until someone (probably toph) calls them out on their bullshit.

crisisinverted17:

Interviewer Steve Harrington who gets decked in the face by a particularly drunk and rude person halfway through an event, and can’t fight back because it could ruin the company name or whatever, but he still needs to meet his quota, so he’s walking around face still bleeding and talking to people.

Then he meets Corroded Coffin and he has to make it an extended interview cause his Co-Worker Dustin adores them. The bleeding has mostly stopped by then, but the guy from earlier bumps into his back and glares at him.

And how hasn’t he been kicked out yet, Eddie thinks he’ll definitely try something again if Steve goes out on his own and the camera man can’t stop him, so he says fuck it and Steve sits with them for the rest of the event, with the Coffin guys as his body gaurds

Which works because everyone thinks they’re intimidating and ‘scary’, but in reality none of them know how to throw a punch and they’re relying on the facade.

Steve’s nose starts bleeding again at some point during the dinner portion, and Eddie is quick to grab the napkin out of his breast coat and dab it up.

Steve probably says something like, “You do this for all the girls?” And Gareth is all to happy to explain how he doesn’t, and how on their last tour Eddie fainted from Grant hitting himself with a drumstick and getting a nosebleed.

And Eddie really wishes he could smack him except the blood keeps coming and he needs to focus on cleaning it and staying awake.

tonyzaret:

anxietyproblem: